Most entertainers write these corny biographies themselves.
They search desperately back in time, exaggerating their accomplishments in an effort to convince you that they are the most talented and the perfect one to fulfill your entertainment needs.
Personally, I refuse to draw attention to the fact that I have worked with such greats as: The Beach Boys, Ricky Nelson, Rich Little, The Oakridge Boys, Keith Urban and many others
Having performed with people like: Clay Walker, Jan and Dean, Jim Stafford, BJ Thomas and many, many others is unnecessary information and need not be considered.
What possible good would come from my bragging about the fact that I have been performing for more than twenty years at literally hundreds of functions, including (but not limited to) Conventions, Dinner Shows, Comedy Clubs, Colleges, State and County Fairs, Festivals, Ski Resorts, Cruise Ships and every other type of engagement you could possibly imagine!
So let me not lose my dignity by patting myself on the back as so many others do. I will simply state honestly and modestly that, as your choice for entertainment I WILL MAKE YOU A HERO IN THE EYES OF YOUR FRIENDS, PEERS, PATRONS AND COUNTRYMEN!